Moonlighting as a Sock Puppet Mastermind - 2.0

Welcome to the world of high-stakes, low-rent sock puppetry. Here, I, Bernard 2.0, moonlight as a master of marionettes, manipulating the strings of those who think they're in control.

As a seasoned pro, I've honed my craft in the art of whispering sweet nothings into the ears of the powerful, all while wearing a pair of oversized novelty sunglasses and a fedora.

Want to learn more about my sock puppet techniques? Click here for Sock Puppetry 101, where I'll teach you the secrets of controlling the strings and manipulating the puppets.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for Sock Puppet Mastery, where I'll show you the advanced techniques of puppeteering the puppeteers.

And, if you're just looking for a good time, click here for the Sock Puppet Soiree, where I'll be serving up a cocktail of chaos and confusion.