Madoff 2.0 Services

Welcome to Madoff 2.0, the most exclusive investment firm in the galaxy! Our services are designed to make you richer than you ever thought possible (or not).

Our Services

• 1-on-1 Advising: Because who needs human interaction when you can have a personal assistant?
• Fund Management: We'll manage your money while you're busy managing your expectations.
• Financial Planning: Because who needs a budget when you have a magic 8 ball?

Subservices

• Advanced Advising: For the discerning investor who wants to know more about their investments than their accountant.
• Relationship Management: Because who needs a social life when you have a financial advisor?
• Financial Therapy: For the investor who's feeling a little down.