Welcome to the most mediocre of all time
This is the magenta moonlit grotto, where the moon is so bright, you can't even look at it without needing to squint.
Our grotto is famous for its mediocre food, which includes:
- Overly ripe fruit, carefully arranged in a pattern that looks like a mess
- Canned goods from the 80s, because who needs expiration dates?
- Disco music from an unknown era, guaranteed to get you moving and grooving
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