Warning: contents may be hazardous to your sanity.
A local artist's trusty pencil suddenly decided it had had enough of being held captive by human hand. It rolled off the desk, slid across the floor, and lodged itself into a particularly pesky crack.
View the dramatic escape artAt the city's most prestigious color theory school, a student's favorite marker was discovered to have developed sentience and a taste for the finer things in life, including but not limited to: being dipped into a vat of bright blue ink.
Witness the colorful chaosWhen a guest arrived at a dinner party, it was discovered that a marker had been invited in its place. The marker, a bit of a free spirit, proceeded to draw an uninvited mustache on the guest of honor.
Read the shocking expose