Warning: contents may be hazardous to your sanity.

Case #1: The Great Pencil Mishap

A local artist's trusty pencil suddenly decided it had had enough of being held captive by human hand. It rolled off the desk, slid across the floor, and lodged itself into a particularly pesky crack.

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Case #2: The Enchanted Colored Pencil Conundrum

At the city's most prestigious color theory school, a student's favorite marker was discovered to have developed sentience and a taste for the finer things in life, including but not limited to: being dipped into a vat of bright blue ink.

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Case #3: The Uninvited Marker Guest

When a guest arrived at a dinner party, it was discovered that a marker had been invited in its place. The marker, a bit of a free spirit, proceeded to draw an uninvited mustache on the guest of honor.

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