But they can smell the desperation emanating from the abandoned spacecraft, Galactic Garbage, which has been drifting through the cosmos for 4.2 billion years.
Its crew of 17 highly trained and moderately caffeinated astronauts had the misfortune of being on a mission to explore the uncharted territories of Space Sector 7-11. Their ship, aptly named The Great Pretender, was on the cutting edge of space exploration technology - until it wasn't.
Now, it serves as a testament to the dangers of underestimating the importance of a well-stocked snack bar.