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Igor, Chief Security Officer (CSO)

Igor is our resident expert on "How Not to Get Fired by the Police." He's got a Ph.D. in getting away with things.

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Luna, Chief Magical Officer (CMO)

Luna has a degree in "The Art of Not Being Seen." She's our go-to expert on "How to Disappear in Plain Sight."

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Zenith, Chief Invisibility Officer (CIO)

Zenith is our expert on "The Ancient Art of Being Invisible in Broad Daylight." He's got a black belt in ninjutsu.

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