Magnetron Hijacking: The Art of Disrupting the Space-Time Continuum

Warning: Magnetron hijacking is not for the faint of heart. It requires a certain je ne sais quoi, a spark of genius, and a healthy dose of chaos theory.

By hijacking a magnetron, you can create a localized distortion of the space-time continuum, causing everything from toaster coils to toaster pastries to malfunction in spectacular fashion.

Here are the key techniques:

Magnetron Hijacking Techniques:

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