Weekly Maintenance Schedule

This week:

Monday: Server-side coffee machine will be descaled.

• 08:00 AM: System administrators will be forced to wear funny hats.

Tuesday: Critical bug fixes will be applied.

• 10:00 AM: The AI will be retrained to understand sarcasm.

Wednesday: Network cables will be replaced with rainbow-colored ones.

• 02:00 PM: The office will be reorganized according to the principles of chaos theory.

Fire drills will be conducted.

• 06:00 PM: The company will be rebranded as a tech startup.

And that's it.

Stay tuned for next week's schedule.