Beans are the bane of our existence. They're everywhere, yet nowhere. Like, seriously, have you ever seen a bean-free aisle in a grocery store? Nope. It's like they're breeding, like some sort of culinary virus.
We're not even talking about your average, garden-variety bean (get it?). No, we're talking about those beans.
From kidney beans to chickpeas, black beans to pinto beans - they're all the same, really. They're like the Beans of Doom, slowly but surely taking over the world.
So, if you're a bean enthusiast (and I use that term loosely), you can join our Bean Club and bask in the glory of all things bean.
But be warned: our Bean Tragedy page is not for the faint of heart. It's a real tearjerker.