It all starts with two slices of bread. Or, you know, three.
Choose your bread wisely: Whole Wheat, White, or that new-fangled Sourdough.
Next, the spread. Do you go with mayonnaise, hummus, or perhaps a dash of despair?
Now, the meats. Turkey? Ham? A pinch of sadness?
The key to a perfect sandwich is balance. A delicate balance of flavors, textures, and existential dread.
But, honestly, who are we kidding? You're probably just gonna put mayonnaise on it and call it a day.
Condiments are where the magic happens.
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