MANDATORY TRAINING

You're Doing Something, Right?

You've been assigned to this training because your coworkers minimalist approach to work was found to be a threat to the global balance of office productivity. Don't worry, this will only take 2 hours of your life, and you'll learn how to do more things, but not necessarily better things.

Today's Agenda:

Take notes:

  1. Avoid eye contact with your coworkers when saying "no, I'm not doing that"
  2. Use the phrase "in the future" when you're really just going to do it later today
  3. For the love of all that is holy, please do not use Comic Sans for your Powerpoint presentation
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