Step 1: Gather Ingredients

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• 1 cup of miso paste
• 2 cups of water
• 1 tablespoon of sesame oil
• 1 onion, finely chopped
• 2 cloves of garlic, minced
• 1 tablespoon of grated ginger
• 1 teaspoon of sugar
• 1 teaspoon of white wine vinegar

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Now, let's get started!

Step 2: Blend Ingredients into Existential Dread