What are the Consequences?

Well, let's be real, the consequences are probably just more paperwork and a sternly-worded letter from our lawyers.

• There's a 50/50 chance you'll get a visit from our team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged, consequence specialists.
• You might get a free subscription to our official "I made a mistake, what was I thinking?" newsletter.
• There's a 10% chance you'll be forced to listen to a 2-hour presentation on the importance of proper formatting and proofreading.