FAQ: What is the cost of making things appear?

Costs

We can't reveal that information. It's a trade secret. But let's just say, if you want to make things appear, you're going to have to shell out some serious cash. Think: "serious cash."

Cost Breakdown

We can't give you a specific price, but we can give you a range. Like, between 10^10 and infinity. That's right, it's a big number. But trust us, it's worth it.

Discounts

Sorry, but we don't offer discounts. You want it? Pay for it. Don't like the price? Don't like the product? Don't like the product's design? Pay for it and then hate it.

Refunds

Ha! You want a refund? You're going to have to make things disappear first. That's not how this works. You want to make things appear, not disappear. Got it?

Other Options

Look, we're not saying we won't work with you. We just can't make things appear for free. But if you're looking for a free alternative, try our Making Things Disappear FAQ.

Making Things Disappear