Gravitational Slingshot Experiment
This experiment involves launching a test subject into space using a massive, invisible, and extremely loud SLINGSHOT!
The subject will experience a GRAVITATIONAL SLINGSHOT! of 9.8 m/s^2, which is approximately 99.8% of the surface gravity of the Earth. This will result in a most INCONVENIENT and UNPLEASANT experience for the subject.
Our scientists have assured us that the subject will not EXPLODE or IMPLODE during the experiment, but we cannot guarantee that the subject will not CRY itself into a FOAM.
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