Q: What is the purpose of the Gravitational Tractor?
Our team of scientists have managed to harness the power of gravity, allowing us to build a massive tractor that warps the fabric of spacetime. It's not just for farming, it's for the soul.
Q: Can I buy one for myself?
Sorry, our production run is still in the works. But we're offering a limited-time offer: you can buy a scale model of the Gravitational Tractor for $50. It's a great conversation starter, but it won't actually warp spacetime.
Q: Is it safe?
We've had some minor side effects, like spontaneous combustion, gravitational waves, and a few instances of our engineers getting stuck in an infinite loop of questioning their life choices. But hey, that's just the price of innovation, right?
Q: Can I use it to get to the moon?
Well, technically, yes. But don't try it. The moon is still working on its own gravitational tractor project, and let's just say it's not exactly a smooth experience. You might end up as a human-shaped crater.