Gravitational Tractor Team

We're the team that's trying to make things appear out of thin air. Literally. With science.

Current Project: Making rocks appear in orbit around the Earth

Our team is led by Chief Tractor Scientist, who has a PhD in "Stuff That's Not Actually There" from a University that's not actually there.

Want to join us? Click here to download our application form, which is not actually a form, but just a bunch of scribbles on a piece of paper.

• Gravity Warping Speed
• Quantum Flapdoodle Theory
• Invisibility Cloak