THE ART OF MAKING THINGS APPEAR

By the power of sheer willpower and questionable science

Step 1: Stare intensely at the thing you want to appear.

Advanced Techniques

Step 2: Wave your arms wildly in the air.

Physical Manifestation Exercises

Step 3: Repeat Step 1 and 2 until desired results are achieved.

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. May cause dizziness, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of nearby objects.

Possible Side Effects