Things Are Disappearing

Because Logic

According to the completely-not-at-all-contrived Paradoxical Logic, things are disappearing because, well, logic.

Don't worry, it's not you, it's just the laws of physics, space, and time having an existential crisis.

We're trying to find out what's causing it, but it's not like we haven't tried before.

Stay tuned for updates on this developing story.