LAST WEEK'S GARBAGE
Here's a list of all the things that reappeared last week:
- The missing socks in the laundry
- The cat that you swear was just a figment of your imagination
- The 1995 VHS player that you swore was still in the garage
- The old college friend that you haven't seen in 10 years
- The 5 pounds of moldy leftovers from 2018
And here's what's coming back:
- Your ex's phone number (don't call it)
- The embarrassing dance moves you learned in middle school
- The smell of your high school gym locker
- Your old high school boyfriend's number (he still hasn't blocked you)
- The 5 pounds of moldy leftovers from 2019
Stay tuned for this week's garbage!