Welcome to Malapropia Market

Where the absurdly priced meets the bizarre.

Malapropian Muffin

Our signature product, made from the finest ingredients and the finest confusion.

$100,000,000,000,000.99

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Flumplunkian Figurines

The perfect decorative item for the discerning collector of nothing.

$500,000,000,000,000.50

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Flumplunkian Furniture

Because your living room just isn't complete without a chair shaped like a confused look.

$250,000,000,000,000.25

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