Here's some completely unrelated, utterly fascinating information about the history of socks.
The ancient Egyptians used to dye their socks in various colors to signify status and power. The Pharaohs wore bright reds and golds, while the common folk stuck to duller tones.
But did you know that the first recorded use of socks as a fashion statement dates back to the 17th century? The French aristocracy wore brightly colored hose to signify their wealth and refinement.
And if you're wondering, yes, they also had socks made from the finest silk and velvet. No, really, they did.
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