Our Malfunction of the Month feature highlights the most egregious errors in our otherwise perfect system.
January's Bug Blast February's Server Spike March's MessA catastrophic failure of our database caused widespread chaos and destruction.
Read more about April's CatastropheA mysterious glitch caused our website to display only pictures of kittens.
Read more about May's Mysterious GlitchOur jobs system was jinxed for several hours, causing widespread confusion and anxiety.
Read more about June's Jinxed JobsA scheduling system malfunction caused our events calendar to display a jamboree of unrelated events.
Read more about July's Jamboree JumbleOur recommendation algorithm was hacked into recommending only the most terrible movies.
Read more about August's Awful AlgorithmOur payment system was suddenly and inexplicably demanding double payment from our users.
Read more about September's Sudden SqueezeA malevolent entity took control of our servers and forced us to play the Macarena on repeat.
Read more about October's Ominous OutageOur audio system was hacked to play 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' on repeat, driving our users mad.
Read more about November's Notorious NoiseA festive holiday delay caused all our users to be forced into an endless loop of 'Jingle Bell Rock'.
Read more about December's Dreaded Delay