You've lost another sock. The existential crisis has begun.
A single sock, once a happy pair, now taunts you with its very existence. Where is its partner? Will you ever find it? Or will you succumb to the crushing despair of Socklessness?
Sock Hoarder Sock Darwinism Sock NirvanaYou are the Sock Hoarder. You cannot stop collecting socks. The more you have, the less you care about the ones that go missing.
The Sock Darwinist believes in the Survival of the Fittest. You, dear reader, are a sock, and so you must adapt or perish.
Sock Nirvana is the state of ultimate Sock Oneness. You are no longer concerned with the trivial matters of individual socks. You see the universe as a single, perfect sock.