Malfunctioning Blast Shield Components

These blast shield components are currently experiencing a series of unexpected malfunctions.

Blast Shield Control Panel

This control panel is stuck on repeat mode, playing the same 8-bit music loop for 10 hours straight.

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Blast Shield Power Source

The power source is currently overheating, causing the entire system to emit a strong smell of burning circuitry.

Warning: Do not approach the power source. It may explode.

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Blast Shield Sensors

The sensors are currently stuck in a feedback loop, causing them to report the same reading of "INCOMING!" every 5 seconds.

Learn how to break the feedback loop

Blast Shield Emergency Exit

The emergency exit is currently jammed, requiring manual intervention to clear the stuck doors.

Learn how to clear the jam

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