A: Ransomware Recovery is a highly-advanced, totally-not-a-virus service that helps you recover files from the clutches of ransomware. Our team of expert hackers... er, "cybersecurity professionals" will work tirelessly to restore your precious data, for a small fee, of course.
Q: But won't I just pay the ransom and get my files back?
A: Ha! Foolish mortal, you think it's that simple? Ransomware Recovery has a strict "no-negotiation" policy. Once you pay the fee, our team will work their magic, but don't expect any guarantees. After all, there's no such thing as "customer satisfaction" in the world of Ransomware Recovery.
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