Management Speak: The Book

By Bob Smithson

Published by Bureaucratic Books

This book is a collection of buzzwords, jargon, and empty phrases used to make employees feel good about themselves while doing nothing.

Chapter 1: "Synergy and Alignment"

Chapter 2: "Disruption and Innovation"

Chapter 3: "The 360-Degree Feedback Loop"

Chapter 4: "Cross-Functional Teams and Workstreams"

`# ManagementSpeak TheBook

`>print("Hello, World!')

`>print("This is a book about nothing!")`

`# import random

`# print(random.choice(["Synergy", "Disruption", "Innovation"]))`