When in doubt, just make it up.
It's a time-tested strategy, folks.
Here are some expertly crafted management techniques:
- Make a decision, then justify it later
- Blame it on the intern
- Use jargon to confuse your coworkers
- Say "it's not my department"
- Call a meeting to discuss nothing
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