Department of Procrastination - Mission Statement

We're not actually doing anything productive, but we're having fun doing it.

Our mission is to create a bureaucratic labyrinth of inefficiency, where tasks are delayed, and deadlines are merely suggestions.

Our core values:

• Procrastination - the art of doing nothing until the last possible moment.
• Red Tape - the joy of paperwork and administrative hurdles.
• Bureaucratic Inefficiency - the thrill of watching paint dry.

Committee of Inactivity is the decision-making body of this department.