We're not just talking about your run-of-the-mill, garden-variety office thefts. Oh no. These are the ones that involve staplers. The ones that leave a trail of mangled paper clips, shredded documents, and a faint scent of desperation.
It's a Stapler Heist of the Century, and we're here to bring you all the latest updates, from the front lines of the battle against these dastardly crimes.