We're a team of overpaid, under-qualified professionals

We're not just a team, we're a team of values. We value:

1. Being Right - because being right is always right, no matter what.

We're not afraid to make definitive arguments to prove our point.

2. Team Work - because when we're together, we're unstoppable.

Unless we're overpaid, then we're just a bunch of freelancers.

3. Being Hired - because who needs experience or skills when you have a pulse?

We're not just low-balling it - we're committed to hiring anyone who shows up.

4. Being Paid - because money is the root of all happiness.

Unless you're underpaid and loving it.

5. Being Liked - because who needs respect when you have social media likes?

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