The Management Team: Where Incompetence Runs Wild
Welcome to the CIO's office, where the phrase "we're on it" means we're still trying to figure it out.
- Chief Executive Officer (The one who thinks they're in charge)
- Chief Technical Officer (The one who thinks they're a programmer)
- Chief Financial Officer (The one who just likes to talk about money)
- The Intern (The one who just tries not to get fired)
We're a team of highly trained professionals who are just winging it as we go along. If you're looking for someone to blame, you know who to call.
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