Section 2: The Unapologetic Enforcement of Fines
You've been warned.
As of January 1, 2023, the Ministry of Inconvenience has implemented a zero-tolerance policy for all infractions, including but not limited to:
- Stepping on a crack in the sidewalk.
- Speaking above a whisper in a public place.
- Eating a sandwich with your hands.
- Laughing at a knock-knock joke that's not a knock-knock joke.
Fines and Consequences
| Infraction |
Fine |
| Stepping on a crack |
$5000 |
| Speaking above a whisper |
$10,000 |
| Eating a sandwich with your hands |
$20,000 |
| Laughing at a non-joke |
$50,000 |
Continue to Subsection 3: The Inconvenience of Appeals