The Mandate

By order of the Galactic Overlords, all citizens are required to wear funny hats on Fridays.

Citizens are also required to eat 5 meals a day, 7 days a week, at precisely 3:00 AM.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiture of all snacks and treats
• Revocation of all rights and privileges
• Random and unpredictable appearances of the Mandate Enforcement Agency in your neighborhood

Submandate 1: Funny Hat Regulations

Citizens are required to wear funny hats at all times, except when engaging in activities that require serious face.

Submandate 1.1: Hat Types

Approved hat types include:

• Top hat
• Bowler hat
• Fez
• Pith helmet
• Tin can

Unapproved hat types include:

• Any hat without a minimum of 5 bells
• Any hat with less than 3 layers
• Any hat that's not made of felt

Hyperlink to Submandate 2: Meal Frequency and Timing