By order of the Galactic Overlords, all citizens are required to wear funny hats on Fridays.
Citizens are also required to eat 5 meals a day, 7 days a week, at precisely 3:00 AM.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
Citizens are required to wear funny hats at all times, except when engaging in activities that require serious face.
Approved hat types include:
Unapproved hat types include:
Hyperlink to Submandate 2: Meal Frequency and Timing