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Sub-Mandate 001: Bureaucratic Red Tape for the Win! is a comprehensive guide to getting stuck in the slow lane. Learn the ancient art of doing nothing, with our expert advice on how to fill out forms in triplicate, and how to craft the perfect excuse for why your project is running late.
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Sub-Mandate 002: The Art of Procrastination
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