In a shocking turn of events, Mandate 1 has been passed into existence. This is what it means for you.
Mandate 1 states that all citizens must wear funny hats to work every Friday. This is a real thing now.
The reasoning behind this mandate is to increase office productivity by 5% and to "boost morale". Morale is a real thing that exists.
There will be fines for not wearing a funny hat on Fridays. These fines will be paid in disco-themed socks.
Learn more about the approved funny hats Read about the socks of discipline