Refutations: The Art of Saying No
As part of our ongoing efforts to maintain order in the bureaucratic jungle, we have established Mandate 1: Refutations. This mandate outlines the procedures for saying no to requests that are, frankly, ridiculous.
Section 1: The Refutation Form
Below is the official form for requesting a refutation. Please fill it out with as much detail as possible.
Section 2: Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Will my refutation be approved?
A: Only if it's a good enough excuse.
Q: What is the definition of "ridiculous"?
A: It means "something that is laughably absurd".
Q: Can I appeal my refutation?
A: Yes, but only if you can prove the request was actually reasonable.