MANDATE NUMBER 1: The Official Guide to Doing Nothing

As mandated by the Council of Unproductive Individuals, we present to you, the definitive guide to doing nothing.

Section 1: Procrastination Techniques

• Scroll mindlessly through social media for hours.
• Play video games until your thumbs cramp up.
• Watch cat videos. All of them.

Section 2: The Art of Doing Nothing

• Practice the ancient art of napping in 5 minute increments.
• Develop a new species of indoor plants using nothing but a paperclip and a stapler.
• Learn to cook ramen noodles with your non-dominant hand.