Chapter 1: Procrastination Techniques

1.1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Learn to do nothing, but appear to be doing something. The key is to master the art of pretending to be productive while secretly scrolling through memes.

Subsection 1.1: Overthinking the Void Subsection 1.2: Playing Video Games

1.2: The Science of Binge-Watching TV

Binge-watch your way to knowledge and enlightenment. Or, you know, just watch reruns of your favorite shows.

Subsection 1.2.1: Binge Drinking Subsection 1.2.2: Over-Analyzing the Weather