Assignment 1: Mandating the Mundane

Due Date: Whenever, Because Time is Relative

Objective: To understand the art of writing a compelling mandate.

Requirements:

• Use a font that's at least 12pt, but no more than 24pt. Anything in between is just lazy.
• Include at least three instances of the word "mandate".
• Use only colors that are either bright, bold, or both.

Grading:

• Excellence: Your mandate is so convincing, I'd sign it in blood.
• Acceptable: Your mandate is fine, but it could use a bit more pizzazz.
• Unacceptable: Your mandate is an affront to the very concept of mandating.

Proceed to Assignment 2: Mandate 102, where you'll be mandated to do more work.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try Assignment 3: Mandate 103, where you'll be mandated to do even more work.