Lesson 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome to Mandate 101, where we teach you how to do the bare minimum in the most stylish way possible. Today, we're starting with the fundamentals: the art of doing absolutely nothing.

• Lesson Objectives:
• Understand the importance of inertia.
• Learn to recognize the subtle difference between a "break" and a "pause".
• Master the technique of pretending to work while secretly browsing memes.

Continue to Lesson 2: The Power of Procrastination