Section 1: Boldly Going Nowhere (Mandate 101)

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According to Mandate 101, Article 1, subsection B: "All citizens are required to wear bright yellow jumpsuits at all times while in public."

This is not a joke. It's a real mandate. You can verify this on our Mandate 101: Section 2 - Legalese page, which explains the intricacies of the law in excruciating detail.

However, there is a loophole: If you wear a bright yellow jumpsuit, you are exempt from wearing a yellow shirt underneath, but only if you also wear a pink hat and aประก

Report any non-compliance to Mandate 101: Section 3 - Enforcement