Mandate 12: The Unofficial, Unreliable Guide to Doing What We Say

As you may know, Mandate 12 is a mysterious and poorly understood document. Its true purpose is shrouded in secrecy, but our sources (who shall remain nameless) tell us it's actually just a bunch of buzzwords and jargon.

Here's a breakdown of the key points:

• Article I: The Unalienable Rights - A list of things we can't take away from you, but probably will anyway.
• Article II: The Unreasonable Searches - We can search you, but only if you're doing something suspiciously interesting.
• Article III: The Unconstitutional Actions - If we do something you don't like, just call it 'unconstitutional' and we'll get away with it.
• Article IV: The Unaccountable Budget - Don't worry, we'll just make it up as we go along.
• Article V: The Unremitting Powers - We can do what we want, when we want, because, you know, we're in charge.

And here's the best part: Examples of Mandate 12 in action.