Asshole Physics Theory (APT) - Where Ignorance Meets Genius

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Being an Asshole

According to APT, an asshole is an object that has the following properties:

• Has a mass of precisely 42.7 kg/m^2 (plus or minus 1%)
• Is surrounded by a boundary of pure, unadulterated, unapologetic ignorance
• Has a surface tension of precisely 0.00001 N/m (plus or minus 0.000001%)

Chapter 2: Applications of Asshole Physics Theory

APT has been successfully applied to:

• The creation of the perfect parking spot
• The optimization of the optimal number of minutes to spend in line
• The development of the world's most efficient way to cut in front of someone in traffic

Recommended Subpages:

For further study and research, please visit:

• Advanced Asshole Dynamics
• Asshole Kinematics: The Study of Moving Objects with Attitude
• Asshole Physics Theory in Everyday Life

Disclaimer:

APT is an entirely fictional theory and should not be taken as scientific fact. Or, you know, actual fact. Or, you know, fact at all.