Because your boss is not your friend.
They are a heartless robot programmed to deduct your pay for every minute you are late.
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It's not just about being punctual, it's about the physics of time dilation.
When you're late, you're not just late, you're also late-er.
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Wake up at 5am, drink a whole pot of coffee, and still manage to hit snooze 5 times.
It's not just about the coffee, it's about the art of sleep-deprivation.
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