A mysterious decree hidden in the depths of the government's website, waiting to be discovered.
It's a thing that's been hiding in plain sight for years. A secret document that holds the key to unlocking a brighter, more efficient future. Or not.
Apparently, it's a mandate for the implementation of a nationwide network of cat cafes. Because, you know, cats are the answer to all of life's problems.
Because, you see, the government is afraid of cats. Afraid of their whiskers, their purr, their adorable little faces. They're a threat to national security, if you will.
So, they've hidden it away, deep in the depths of their website, waiting for someone brave (or bored) enough to find it.
A comprehensive guide to building a cat cafe in your local community center. Complete with instructions on how to handle cat-related emergencies, catnip recipes, and cat-themed party games.
It's a game-changer, if you will.
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