Welcome to the most exciting guide to doing nothing in the history of the universe.
As you may know, Mandate 14 is a document so boring, so dense, so utterly incomprehensible that even the most seasoned bureaucrats can't help but fall asleep reading it.
Also known as "The Mandate of Mandates" or simply "The Document of Doom", Mandate 14 is a 500-page behemoth of a document that promises to "clarify" and "streamline" various processes, but really just serves as a warning signpost for the soul-destroying depths of red tape.
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But don't worry, we won't make you read the whole thing. We'll break it down into bite-sized chunks of tedium for your convenience.
Well, you might not care, but someone, somewhere, is making someone else care about it. And that someone might just be you.