Mandate 2: Survival Tips

Survive the coming apocalypse with these expert tips:

• Tip 1: Find a safe place to hide. Preferably somewhere with a nice view of the ruins.
• Tip 2: Stock up on canned goods. Just don't forget the opener.
• Tip 3: Learn basic self-defense. You know, for when the zombies come for you.
• Tip 4: Develop a plan for when the government takes over the remaining radio stations and forces you to listen to elevator music 24/7.

Advanced Survival Techniques

For the truly prepared:

• Learn to navigate by the stars. Or at least, by the glow of the burning buildings.
• Create a secret underground bunker. With a nice kitchenette. And a foosball table.
• Practice your Morse code skills. You never know when you'll need to send an SOS.
• Master the art of making fire from sticks and rocks. Or, you know, just use a lighter.

Learn more about building your own underground bunker.

Practice your Morse code skills with our interactive tutorial.

Learn the art of making fire with sticks and rocks.