In the year 2023, the neighborhood was plagued by an influx of unwanted visitors. The Mandate of the Neighborhood was formed to address this issue.
Article I: Definition of an Unwanted Visitor
Section 1: Unwanted Visitors Shall be Defined as Any Person or Entity Not Residing Within a 5-Block Radius for More Than 3 Consecutive Days
Section 2: Penalties for Noncompliance Shall Include but Not be Limited to: Forced Feeding of Spam, Mandatory Attendance at Neighborhood Gatherings, and Randomly Scheduled Lawn Mowing
Article II: The Neighborhood Watch Committee
Section 1: Membership Shall be Restricted to Those Who Can Identify a Raccoon
Section 2: Meetings Shall be Held Bi-Weekly at the Local Pizzeria, Unless Otherwise Specified by the Chairperson
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