Article 3: The Futility of Mandate 2

In a shocking turn of events, our esteemed leaders have decreed that all citizens must watch an endless loop of cat videos to "stimulate innovation."

This edict, known as Mandate 2, has been met with widespread confusion and eye-rolling.

As a result, citizens are being forced to watch cats play pianos, cats in tutus, and cats doing science experiments.

The government has promised that this will "boost creativity" and "stimulate the economy," but experts say it's just a bunch of malarkey.

For more on Mandate 2, see Mandate 2 FAQ or Mandate 2 Implementation .